TINY and MAO's BDAY BLOW-OUT

Hahahaha... NAGWAGI tau mga kaverks! Nanlibre nga ang dalawa!  Tinalaban at bumigay.. mga marurupok na nilalang..

KING BEE Sta. Rosa Branch

Infairness  hindi lang table ang puno pati parking puno na din .. nakakaloka kase twice na akong umikot para makahanap ng parking wala pa din.. ending napunta ako sa dulo ng walang hanggan.. buti pa si FROSTEE naka jackpot sa harap ng resto...


Anyways, super intay pa kami na may mtapos kumain sa loob before we can get inside.. e super init pa naman kanina kala ko matutunaw utak ko at lalabas sa ilong e.. buti nalang nasinghot ko pa.. hahaha ewwww
O sya tama na ang kaeklatan.. gutom na kami kaya kainan na!!!

ANG INORDER:
Beef with brocoli-flower (as per MADS) - 460.00
Image from reganmitzi wordpress blog

 
Chicken Feet                                           - 70.00

Pork Siomai                                             - 75.00

King Bee Fried Chicken                           - 380.00 (W)

Yang Chow                                             - 360.00

Hot & Sour Crab Meet Soup                   - 420.00

Spring Roll                                              - 75.00

                                                    

AT ANG MGA LUMAMON.....

AT ANG ENDING....

Kaloka talaga..busog na busog kaming lahat... MARAMING SALAMAT SA LIBRENG TANGHALIAN.. saan kaya tau mamayang meryenda... AY OVER!!!!

BIRTHDAY CELEBRANT OF THE MONTH

Happy Birthday to

TINY - Glyna
PAO - Ej

Sana naman talaban na kayo ng mga parinig ni JOLEN!!!

Contis naman dyan! harhar.. pero ako.. pwede na ako sa starbucks "sticker" lang solb na...

so anong plano.. post nyo nalang para naman makapag ready kami... (hindi kami kakain the night before)

Categorize It...!

So eto na ang pinakamakulet na email sa akin ni PAO kahapon.. Infairness at hindi nakakainis aminin nyong lahat na once in your life e naranasan mo ang mga pangyayaring ito... well to make it more clear at para hindi makalimutan we will help you CATEGORIZE  IT..!
 
Sympre mga kaberks para hindi tau pagalitan ng mga matatanders we replace "i" to "#"... gets na??
 
Ok Lets Start reading the different kinds of Poop para ma-categorize na natin sila... according to experience ba ito?? hahaha...
 
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Ghost Sh#t
That's the kind where you feel the sh#t come out, have sh#t on the toilet paper, but there is no sh#t in the toilet.

Clean Sh#t
The kind where you sh#t it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Second Wave Sh#t
It happens when you're done sh#tting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to sh#t some more.

Brain Hemorrage Sh#t
Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead " sh#t. the kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.

Sweetcorn Sh#t
Self Explanatory

Log Sh#t
The kind of sh#t that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush

Drinkers sh#t
That is the kind of sh#t that you have the morning after a long night of drinking - it's most noticeable trait is the skid marks left on the bottom of the toilet .

"Gee I wish I could sh#t" Sh#t
Its the kind of sh#t where you want to sh#t, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Sh#t
That's the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Sh#t Also known as "The Power Dump"
That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

Liquid Sh#t
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the inside of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

Mexican Food Sh#t
A class all its own

The Crowd Pleaser
This sh#t is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone.

Mood Enhancer
This sh#t occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual
This sh#t occurs at the same time time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

Guiness Book of Records Sh#t
A sh#t so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

The Aftershock Sh#t
This sh#t has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is effected.

The Honeymoons Over Sh#t
This is any sh#t created in the presence of another person.

Groaner
A sh#t so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this sh#t has been known to resurface after many flushes.

Ranger
A sh#t which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

Phantom Sh#t
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit putting it there.

Peek-a-boo-sh#t
Now you see it, now you don't. This sh#t is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell
A sh#t that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to sh#t (i.e. during love making or a root canal) or you are nowhere near sh#tting facilities.

Snake Charmer
A long skinny sh#t which has managed to coil into a frightening position - usually harmless Olympic Sh#t. This sh#t occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers sh#t.

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O Ano Naka-Relate ka Noh??  heheheh.. 

PBB Goes Puerto Galera

This is so long ago event na sa buhay ng mga PBB, pero since new lang the blog site.. carry na now lang post ito. The BDG's first ever department outing.. pero para kay MADS its a company outing.. aminin!!!

So after all the planning at bumabahang email invites and confirmations ayun sa Puerto Galera napadpad ang mga PBB ng BDG.

Since pers tym ng barkada ang pumunta dun ng maramihan (kase palaging may mga ka date..) so nahirapan silang maghanap ng hotel with sweming pul (as requested by MADS) kaya yun napadpad sila sa far away part na ng puerto.. PBB kavarkads ay nag stay sa LA SOLANA Suite and Resort which charge PBB hmmm ilan na nga ba yun.. ay sya memory LOST na naman ang writer nyo, (will update pag bumalik na po ako sa tamang pagiisip) per room per night. Infairness maganda the resort yun nga lang maliit which is nice din if you want a somewhat peaceful night.. pero may peace ba when you are around the PBB? I think WALA!!!!!!!

Ang Hallway ng La Solana at morning...

Swimming Pool at night (salamat sa aming trying hard na photograper ERIC ESPINO)


Sympre papatalo ba naman ang mga PBB cast natin kung hindi sila mag night life sa Puerto? Well since nga matagal nang nangyari ang event na ito ay limot ko na po ang place na aming pinag-inuman... anyways, ang hindi pwedeng malimutan dun ay ang mga Vading na sumasayaw sa saliw na tugtuging "Poker Face" take note.. with matching pole dancing ito mga readers.. as in imaginin si chocolate na nag pole dance ayun sige ganon ang eksena nang maglabas ng 1000 pesos ang PBB member na si MAO as a tip.. hehehe hindi natin alam kung lasing or talagang magagaling lang ang mga dancers that night.

Malamang sa alamang ay lasing lang sya.. tingnan ang ebidense...


Sympre hindi lang si MAO ang lasing that night.. meron din daw na tipsy lang.. oo tipsy kaya nasira ang sleepers kase nanghihila at namwemwersa syang maligo sa beach... pero 'pre tipsy lang ha...


O yan bahala na kayong isipin kung sino dyan ang tipsy.. para syang battery na naubusan ng powers... obvious na ba kung sino?

Next day event..

eto na ang mga nangyari the next day, a "manong" ask us kung like namin mag island hopping, well sypmpre like namin obvious ba? Here are some of the photos ng kabarkads...








Hay nako now ko lang na realized wala pala sa akin ang complete copy ng photos.. kakainis dami dami pa namang scandal.. anyways, yan pa lang e nakakaumay na wat more pa kaya yung iba.

Eto na po ang latest na gimik nila at parang ayaw na ata nilang ulitin.. its either hindi sila masaya kasama ang isa't isa (hindi ba? hindi halata sa picture) or walang mga pera!!! MALAMANG WLANG PERA~!~!~! harhar!

O sya tama na itong kalokohang ito at tapusin na ang issueng ito..


Resort: LaSolana
Transportation: MAO's car-u; sakay fastcraft na nagooverload (buti hindi tumaob kase kami ang sakay)
Island Hopping: c/o "Manong" na hindi ko na alam ang contact number
Photographers: Eric Espino, PAO, Ka Beza
Bar: ???? grrr memory gap talga ako hindi ko sya maalala

NOTHING FOLLOWS
the end

Bakit PBB?

Ano nga ba ang meaning ng PBB sa blog site na ito? Simple lang..

Pinoy-Big-Baboy Overload edition. This is in a way similar to Pugad Baboy as to the names of characters and title of the blog. (Pahiram po muna ng mga names nyo... not owning it borrowing lang po.. baka makasuhan ang beauty ko.. mahalay pa naman ang mga avugado ngayon!)

This blog site kase is all about the adventure of the PBB inside and out of their work environment.. Sympre meet muna natin ang Major cast ng Pinoy Big Baboy ng BDG


Divina as MADS (the resident musician who once taught Tiny voice lessons)
About her: Takad babae parang model lang breathable panty sheild (hahaha as in parang may humihinga ...breath men...)


Joel as MAO (Chineese-Filipino who often believes in business sense and earning money)
About him: Married pero most of the time single sya, subsob sa work pag nasa work, per pagwala sa work hindi ko na alam kung saan naka subsob yan.

EJ as PAO (the resident homosexual, his tastes and attitude are typically gay)
About him: Nakakita ka na ba ng baklang baboy? Syang sya na yun! pero infairness nagka anak pa ang loko..

Glyna as TINY (Her name is not only an obvious misnomer, but also a testament to her vanity and denial regarding her height)
About her: Ang piglet sa grupo (kase nga maliit), laging high blood sobra tensyon takot maging chicharon ata ito.

Alma as JOLEN (She has a speech impediment as she pronounces her k's and s's as t's. However, this only manifests itself while she is singing)
About her: Ang weakness nyan BIGOTE. Ewan ko ba kung anong gnagawa ng bigote bakit sya nagiging weak.

Fe as BARBIE (he often spends her free time doing physical workouts, but with no effects of loosing weight)
About her: Malditang mabait, masungit na sweet, ay ang gulo noh? kase ab-normal yan.

Lou as KA BEZA (appears to have an allergic reaction to perfumes.. PWEH!!! Tiny favor target!)
About her: Sympre nuknukan ng ganda, sexy, flawless, talino, may pagka diosa nga ito.. grabe wala ka na tulak ikabig.. Wag na umapila sayang lang ang powers nyo!!! (kase sya ang Author nitong blog na ito! )


AMPON ng PBB

Annie as BRENDA (overly concerned woman)
About her: Parang kapatid lang to ni Glyna, dating kasama nya sa KABALIKAT.. kase ang height hanggang balikat lang ng iba.

Mitch as DEBBIE (traits include a love for bargain shopping, extremely dislikes any honest opinion MAO gives her about her figure and/or clothes she wears or tries on)
About her: Sya ang babaeng version ng mascot ng Michellen tires.. o devah ganda!!!

MGA PANINGIT ng PBB

Arlene as FROSTEE (Sexy japayuki-like lady)
About her: Ang walking coffee maker.

Ruvie as ROSANNA (A buxom local mestiza)
About her: seNyora ,,, nyeta..

CARTOONS vs KARTONS

DIVAH PARANG WALANG PINAG-KAIBA?